Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Fine, Look Hot Dakota...Just Keep Your Mouth Shut
At first I was pissed that Dakota Fanning (as seen at tonight's People's Choice Awards) got her braces off...before me!!!!
Damn you Dakota, why do you have to look good? Why couldn't you have turned out like all the other awkward and ugly child actors who try to keep working?!
I want to remember Dakota, in a way I can relate to her...
But THEN...after trying to grab a closer look of tonight's appearance...I noticed...THIS...
Her teeth are so not straight! Where did the metal plates go?!
Phew...my self-esteem hasn't totally been shot to the ground...entirely...yet.
Posted by Steph & Steve G at 9:52 PM