I may lose my job because of my new rubber bands.
Literally, I was caught numerous times today picking at my bands. How gross is that?!! I am beyond gross! But...I can't stop! Often, I don't even realize I am doing it!
I was actually in the elevator with a fellow co-worker today and didn't realize my new tick, till I was shot the weirdest look. Caught in this awkward moment, I then felt compelled to explain how I think it's best to remove the gunk quickly, then leave the goodies in for future embarrassing conversations.
Am I wrong? I know I am. But really, I don't have time to take 15 minutes for an extensive cleaning and floss during the work day. I am always a mobile dental mistake.