WL No VIP

Tonight I was at a random holiday party where really, the main purpose of the event was to check everyone else out -- who's there, who's not, who's who, etc. Well, Wired Lady was definitely not a top competitor in the see and be seen game -- it was CLEAR.

Some dude actually asked me - mid sentence, how long I've had my braces for. Um....thanks, Ass Hole. My response, "Um...not long enough." Of course, he didn't appreciate the humor. I so at that moment wanted to be talking to a fellow ortho blogger who'd understand my hilarity.

Tons of pretty people at this party with too pretty of teeth. The only person I felt close to in physical attraction level would be...Steve-O. Hell, he drills holes into random parts of his body...I have braces. I'd say we're even.