Wednesday, December 5, 2007


Tonight I was at a random holiday party where really, the main purpose of the event was to check everyone else out -- who's there, who's not, who's who, etc. Well, Wired Lady was definitely not a top competitor in the see and be seen game -- it was CLEAR.

Some dude actually asked me - mid sentence, how long I've had my braces for. Um....thanks, Ass Hole. My response, "Um...not long enough." Of course, he didn't appreciate the humor. I so at that moment wanted to be talking to a fellow ortho blogger who'd understand my hilarity.

Tons of pretty people at this party with too pretty of teeth. The only person I felt close to in physical attraction level would be...Steve-O. Hell, he drills holes into random parts of his body...I have braces. I'd say we're even.


Cathy said...

I'm with you on feeling like a freak. I don't have my braces yet, but I did have a SARPE over 2 weeks ago. I wasn't at a party but I had my oil changed yesterday... and I swear the lady behind the counter found relief in seeing someone had a bigger gap than she did.
I love reading your blog, you make me laugh. Thanks!

Michelle said...

GUESS WHAT...I have an outing scheduled. I said I was going to work on my social life. Well, Friday it's me, the girls and the NUTCRACKER. Im so proud of myself, thanks for inspiring me! HEHE