Friday, August 22, 2008

Ew. Seriously. Gross.

Soooo you learn something new every day, right? Wellllll today I learned when searching Google Images for 'braces' Wired Lady (me, myself, & I) show up on the page 2. Cool, right?

Um...no, not cool. Why? Ooooh because I show up directly under a naked woman with a rubber mechanical 'tool' (so-to-speak) in her hand!!!!

Chalk that up to another act of daily making my mother proud...

I will vote for the president who implements a new crack down on people with braces fetishes. That's a high priority in this country, right?

4 comments:

StefHeartsYou said...

When I first learned i was getting braces i google'd adults + braces and got so many porn hits i cried. It creeps me out... making moms proud via the internet is what we all strive for (sort of).

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Kiwikaren said...

You got me curious Wired Lady ... and sure enough on page two of google images ... there is a pic of you and a friend, but no pic of 'a naked woman with a rubber mechanical 'tool'.

laura said...

You have to turn off Google's SafeSearch (look directly under the search box). And beware ... that rubber mechanical tool is not sitting idle.

superweenie said...

well im a sophomore in highschool, about to get my second turn for the railroad tracks. ive had braces the first time from the beginning of 6th to the end of 8th grade, and after about a year an a half without them, im told by my orthodontist that he wants to put them back on me. ive worn my retainer religiously this past year and a half, and i only lost it for a week, apparently that week my teeth shifted a lot. im happy with my teeth now, but im guessing if i can put up with braces for another year, ill be even happier with my smile. but back when i first got my braces off, my orthodontist didnt give me a retainer right away, instead he gave me a thing called a positioner which didnt work as well as he thought. (it was just like an athelete's mouthgaurd) then after a few months after my braces, but without a retainer, my teeth really shifted, so then he gave a retainer. and bam, i need braces again. its definately a downer on my self-confindence scale. since im pretty happy with the way i look now. and being a sophomore? sucks. im going to have to repeat my story too. the best part about this, is that when braces for the second time is all over, i wont need anything else done to my mouth. considering that i just got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out a month ago, and i feel perfectly fine. they werent grown in, but the surgery took them out, and i was knocked basically unconscious. drugged up. oh, and my curiousities led me to search "braces" on google, which is wear i found your blog.

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