"Wired Lady" Fills in for "Nerd with Words"

For all your movie needs, check out Nerd with Words.

Oprah Cleanse or Jaw Surgery?

Perhaps you've heard about Oprah's 21-day 'cleanse.' This cleanse bans sugar, caffeine, alcohol, gluten and animal products.

First, what else is left to eat in my life?

Second, perhaps she is secretly having jaw surgery? This is the only way one can actually accomplish.

Wires Go Green

Tonight Steve & I were lucky enough to attend the launch party/concert for Discovery Networks' new cable channel, Green Planet (thank you Meagan Davis). Yeah, that's right...we watched Ludacris battle it out with Tommy Lee. It was major.

I really didn't know what to expect tonight. Certainly didn't expect VIP parking, access to the VIP pre-party, and most exciting...a free t-shirt. Woa. Watch out.

Perhaps it wasn't the smartest move to pop in the good ol' rubber bands before making my move into the pre-party. As much as I like to pretend I've perfected the 'I so belong here even though I don't' stance...the bands...not much help.

Not a good decision. Please choose your band time more appropriately.

Bodysnarking: Been There. Done That.

A 'hot' new term out there in the internet world is 'bodysnarking.' According to BuzzFeed it's, "When somebody posts an unflattering picture of someone on their blog or Facebook page, then invites others to comment about how terrible the subject’s dimpled thighs look."

For the record, I would just like to point out Wired Lady has been doing this since day 1.

For real proof see HERE
or HERE
or HERE...

Love a Long Weekend

Who doesn't, riiight?

I spent the majority of the weekend at Hermosa Beach, eating my way from meal to meal. From nachos and margaritas to kettle corn and Ben & Jerry's...gosh, this surgery...it's like it never happened. How weird it that? For those of your questioning whether or not to do it -- go for it! The drugs were good. The time off was needed, and the outcome = holiday food happiness!

As my aunt pointed out a few weeks ago, "All you talk about in your blog is food and drinking." Whoops.

I'm Alive!

I am proud to report, I survived the dentist's chair this morning!

The kid-sized toothbrush used post-surgery wasn't the end of me after all. No cavaites. Not too much pain. And...dental freebies! Happy Friday to all!

Gettin' Detailed

This morning (no surprise here) I was at the orthodontist's office. Yet again she said how 'great' I look...and then continued to put more metal in my mouth.

BUT!....I heard the KEY words.....

Next Time...we "DETAIL"

Helllllls yeah....I immediately asked the assistant, "Is that what I think it means?!!!?"

She said, yes....it's time for the fine tweaking (ie...all the seriously moving has been done). So, after hearing this, the obvious next question is..."When do they come off?!" Of course, they make no promises -- not wanting to make it sound like they're coming off anytime soon (ugh). And quite frankly, I have a feeling this is when the perfectionist in the Doc comes out -- which means...more time.

But...for now...I'm happy. And when I return in June -- we're DETAILin'!!!

I'm dreaming of a white (braces-free) Christmas... :)