Thursday, May 29, 2008

Oprah Cleanse or Jaw Surgery?

Perhaps you've heard about Oprah's 21-day 'cleanse.' This cleanse bans sugar, caffeine, alcohol, gluten and animal products.

First, what else is left to eat in my life?

Second, perhaps she is secretly having jaw surgery? This is the only way one can actually accomplish.

1 comment:

Chris K said...

Hmm I don't know about this...sounds eeeerily like an "ethnic cleansing". I like my red meat and beer thank you very much Ms. Winfrey.