Yes, I Floss In My Car

Somehow I was invited to the boss's birthday party tonight. No surprise here, of course, the only one rocking the braces -- this definitely didn't help the whole 'fitting in/try-not-to-make-it-so-obvious-you're-a-lowly-assistant' image. Definitely didn't help that I had to park right outside the door (huge mistake on my part). As I scrambled for my purse, gift, random cookie tray, etc...I realized I had a huge chunk of spinach stuck in between my two front teeth. Let's just say, tonight I failed at the art of flossing my teeth in my car, without any of the millions of people walking by noticing. It was highly embarrassing, yet completely expected in terms of how my life normally plays out.