Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Blame the Bacon

Today marked my first emergency trip to the orthodontist's office. After a rendezvous with turkey bacon this morning, the back wire totally popped out of my bracket. I'd like to think it was the dental assistant's fault for cutting the wire too short, but after crunching margarita ice cubes and enjoying chewy bacon for breakfast, I gotta own up.

Luckily, they took me while the boss was out to lunch. Props to the Wired Lady for picking an orthodontist's office close to work! Ten bucks says I'll be back in a week. There's no way I'm going to make it through vacation without a metal mishap. Maria only snapped the wire back in, she didn't re-wire-up! I would say she was lazy but, I think it was her lunch break.

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