I may have braces but I am not a member of the freak show I saw at Runyon Canyon this morning.
A woman struggling to hike up a hill, with a Starbucks iced coffee in her hand. Seriously?! Is your addition THIS Bad that you can't work out without the caffeine in your hand? What is the point of even exercising?
A woman struggling to hike up a hill, wearing THESE shoes!! Are they even shoes?! I wouldn't walk to my car in the rain wearing my Chinese-netted slippers.
A woman holding a shitzu in her Baby Bjorn. Are you kidding me?! Why? Why? Why? Why?
I realize I look like a biatch at Runyon because I don't have a four-legged animal gasping for life at my feet, but, I'm sorry, I choose only to abuse alcohol.
4. This man...
I will leave you with the words of Drew Barrymore in an interview on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"...
"Let your freak flag fly!"
With wires, I try but there is a fine fiiiiine line.