A crazy woman with dreadlocks rubbed cocoa butter on my hands, a hippie offered to digitally read my aura for $40, and I was introduced to 'the French woman's health secret'...
Among other things, I learned when rocking out with braces....
And MOST IMPORTANTLY...stay the hell away from 'GOJI BERRIES.'
This should not be hard to do.
Let's just say, Wired Lady experience was a minor trauma at the Real Tibetan Goji Berry booth.