Totally went to the dentist today. Totally failed miserably. That's right. For all the freakin' minutes spent gargling with the gross-ass Listerine and meticulously flossin'...did it pay off?...HELL NO! I am an ortho hygiene failure. Ortho school drop-out...hard core.
Scratch...scrape...scratch...scrap some more...I hate the dentist. The whole time my Russian-right off the boat-doctor said, "Are you ok?!" NO!!! It freakin' hurts. Could you please not grind your little mirror into my gum line?! Thanks so much.
At the end of the morning from hell...the verdict was in...instead of a bi-yearly cleaning, I should come in after Christmas.
The honest truth is, I don't know what else I can do. I have to eat. I have to drink. More importantly, I have to drink Diet Coke.
So, in summation...fuck the dentist. And for all that...I couldn't even use my coupon!