Monday, October 29, 2007

Drooling Wires

With Halloween around the corner, I will admit, I'm dealing with a little 'issue.'

That's right...an 'issue' with....THIS...
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and...THIS...

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AND....THIS...

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I just want to do...THIS...

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But I KNOW I will end up like...THIS...

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It's all I can think about!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Ok. Thank you for letting me pay homage to my little addiction of the past 24-hours. I gave into the candy corn addiction -- along with the gummies, peanuts and potato chips. I worked all these braces-eating handicaps out. I like to think I mastered techniques. But this one, this one I just can't figure out.

If anyone out out there has a trick or solution for dealing with this candy craze, please let me know. Visualizing my Jello Pudding Pop as a delicious sugary-filled, candy-crusted apple...AIN'T workin'.

6 comments:

Steve said...

Hilarious post, lady! Also, I found a solution to your problem:

http://www.amazon.com/
Kasugai-Japanese-Gummy-Candy-Flavor/
dp/B000EZURRC


Just dip them in some caramel and you're good to go!

Tara said...

Oh man, now I want one of those. Maybe I can put it in a blender, since I still am not allowed to chew anything. But I did eat some before with the braces. Try cutting it up and then eating it. Not the same as just biting into it, but it's something. Man, I REALLY want a candy apple now!
~ Tara

Michelle said...

Okay, that post was torture! They look sooo good! Our day will come, I just can't say when...

Anonymous said...

I eat apples dipped in caramel. Cut up your favorite apple into small bit size pieces. Buy the caramel dip that is in the produce department. Dip away-it is the closest I have been to food heaven since my February brace date. They even sell single serving containers of the caramel that are perfect for packing for a day time snack. Just keep your tooth brush handy. As for the hard candy apples- haven't figured that one out yet. Enjoy your apples!

Chris K said...

Blenderfy!

Aimee said...

Thanks alot, Wired! Now all I can think about is candied apples!! Ugh! I don't think there's any way to eat one without causing some serious damage.