A Cocktail & Soup, Please!

This weekend my good friend Kerry was in town for business. The timing could not have been better, as I A) was dying to escape from my apartment, B) finally had the energy to do more than turn my TV on and C) didn't look so much like a deranged Garbage Pail Kid.

The weekend brought my first opportunity to dine in a restaurant with my new, little 'handicap.' I learned a lot about jaw surgery and fine dining - don't go so much hand in hand. Cocktails, good. Soup, great. And...that's about it.

Below are a few illustrations of my new menu options at Eva Longoria's new "Beso" restaurant in Hollywood:

For those of you who think I will miraculously transform into a skinny 'biatch' thanks to my minimal dietary options -- ooooh how wrong you are.

"I would like your biggest bowl of rice, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese and a milkshake, please." See you later skinny jeans.

Tomorrow - back to work.