Welcome! Please Tell Me A Story.

Last night I had my first visitor. Hooray! Entertainment!

A few frequently stated questions/comments spoken during the evening's company:

• "What?"
• "Say that again."
• "Please repeat."
• "You look like a geisha girl with your hand over your mouth."
• "Is that a New Orleans accent?
• "Huh?"
• "Shannon Elizabeth is president of the MacGyver fan club???"
• "Want a gold fish? Oh. Whoops"
• "When can you drink again?"
• [blank stares]
  

My face seriously hurts from laughing so hard. Was it painful for anyone else when you laughed? I brush my teeth with a Dora the Explorer toothbrush, I look like a corpse when I sleep, and I sound like Kermit the Frog when I speak. How the hell can I not laugh at all this?!