I set a Google Alert to be notified via email whenever a breaking new story happens regarding adults with braces. I thought it would be important to keep my audience informed on this oh-so-important topic. Well, can you guess how many Google Alerts the Wired Lady has received? Yup. You guessed it. A big zero.
Welp, actually, I did get one. I learned about a woman in Michigan with state-of-the-braces...for her legs.
Tomorrow - it's on Dr. Yamada! The Wired Lady takes a stand at my check-up. There will be demands for some seriously strong wires. It's time to kick this up a notice. Teeth will move, dammit. I will not have braces when my children have braces.