Due to my inability to concentrate on something longer than 10 minutes, I have come across some exciting news! Sure, sure, my face is still swollen and when my roommate's unsuspecting friend stopped by last night she turned to me and said, " Oh my gosh. Are you ok??", but nonetheless, in the land of jaw surgery depression, I am happy to announce...
I have beat The Wired Lady!
"The Wired Lady" is a jewelry designer specializing in the art of "wire wrapping" from Ottawa, Ontario.
Wired Lady is a 20-something, who's face is wrapped in wires. And oddly enough, Wired Lady is resembling something of a chipmunk this morning.
As some of you may know, when searching on Google for "Wired Lady," we both show up. But today...and today being the first day (at least I'm aware of)...the orthodontic special ed kid is the winner! Number one search result!
Oooooooh the lameness.