Monday, March 31, 2008
No Refills Left
Today I took full advantage of my patient-rights and happily picked up a refill of my favorite pain medication - codeine.
Codeine, while you taste like total crap, I love you for your ability to knock me out at night, even as I lay completely and hilariously upright. I love you for taking the jaw pain on my right hand side away, and for alleviating my sinus pressure, with a warm, fuzzy numbness. You are truly Wired Lady's favorite elixir.
Additionally, I would like to send out a special thanks to my local Rite Aid pharmacist. Not only did you understand my flem-ingesting and newly-formed language, but upon sight of my face, you did not waste anytime giving another round of instructions. Thank you for allowing me to zip in and out as quickly as possible without too many random Hollywood High teenagers, just getting out of school, laughing at me.
Posted by Steph & Steve G at 9:20 PM